Tuesday, June 16, 2015

The Mower

Javier Garcia was a hard working gardener who owned his own landscaping business. However a strange accident involving a bolt of lightning and an experimental fertilizing chemical permanently fused him to his lawnmower. The trauma of the accident shattered Javier's mind, turning him into a crazed supervillan for hire.

Saturday, May 30, 2015


Gustuarto is a strange mutant, the result of an experiment fusing alien and dinosaur DNA. The resulting monstrosity rampaged through the city and resulted in massive loss of lives and millions of dollars in property damage.

Sunday, March 29, 2015


Kittyclops has
one giant eye
the better to see
from the land to the sky

Sunday, March 15, 2015


The Mermouse is a strange mutant, the result of a bizarre experiment combining fish and rodent DNA to create an alternative food source. The resulting monstrosity quickly escaped from the lab, and has been pushing out local wild life. The creatures breed at an alarming rate, and should be killed on sight.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

The Moo Lord

Bubba McDonald was a cattle rancher who doted on his prize winning steer, Betsy. A freak accident with an experimental feed and a milking machine left them bonded at a molecular level. Driven horribly insane, the Moo Lord now roams the country side, causing terror in his wake.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Crescent Cat

Crescent Cat
has a weirdly shaped head
that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

He awkwardly walks
and falls off the couch,
because his head and his body is bent.

Friday, January 9, 2015


Mokira a the titan vulture kaiju spawned in the deep jungles of Indonesia. He occasionally makes raids into Japan to clash with other giant creatures.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Strawberry Cat

What more is there to say?

Friday, November 28, 2014


Strange hyperactive mutants from a highly radioactive planet. Foogoblah are so aptly named as it's a very common sound from their native language, which apparently includes elements of dance, gesture, smell, and taste in addition to sound. Most offworlders find this language very difficult to learn.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Moon Squid

Moon Squids are appropriately named because of their bizarre crescent shape. They inhabit deep caves and canyons, and breed in the dank moisture of underground aquifers.