Wednesday, June 30, 2010


MarrowGubs are viscous, carrion eating insects which infest the jungle floors of a far away, undeveloped planet. They are known to reduce a corpse to nothing within a day of death. There are cases of living creatures being infested with MarrowGub larva though ingesting tainted meat. Such cases are almost always fatal, as the first signs do not arrive until the creatures have already hatched and are busily eating their way through the host's digestive track.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Skuttle Mask

Another species of demon created by the insane machinations of demonic alchemy. Skuttle Masks can be created with infinite configurations of arms, legs, spines, or other body parts. They are usually employed by larger demon lords as pages, footmen, or messengers.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Octosaurus Rex

The Octosaurus Rex is the third attempt by the Cristix corporation to enter the designer pet market. Hundreds of man-hours and hundreds of thousands of R&D dollars were spent in it's development. When it was finally unveiled there was immediate backlash from parent groups. No one seemed interested in purchasing what was obviously a dangerous animal as a pet. The few that were sold had a tendency to grow to out of control sizes - some 20 feet or more due to the dinosaur DNA. The Cristix Corporation never recovered from this debacle, and today exists solely as an online distributor of shovelware.

Sunday, June 27, 2010


The Kamogui is a species of demon which were created by demonic alchemists from various parts of souls, demons, and animals. The creatures' primary function is to act as steeds for higher demon lords. Kamogui are usually created to order, and thus may be encountered with any number of heads, limbs, spines, etc.

Saturday, June 26, 2010


Lophamorites are strange, amphibious mutants, the result of splicing primate and Anglerfish DNA. Specimens quickly escaped into the wild and began breeding out of control, however after an extensive culling operation they have settled into an ecological niche. The creatures organize themselves into troops like chimps or baboons, with an alpha male at the head. During the spawning season males will fight for dominance, oftentimes to the death. Spawning with produce an abnormal amount of pups, most of which will be picked off by predators or cannibalized by older Lophamorites, although every few seasons systematic culling is reinstated to keep the population down.

Friday, June 25, 2010


Gracilites are very lean, graceful creatures. They come from a planet with very low gravity, which allows for their unique skeletal structure. Gracilites are originally descended from grassland dwelling predators, and as such have developed a highly ritualized, warrior culture. They often volunteer themselves as mercenaries in conflicts off planet in search of glory and battle, but must wear elaborate custom made gravity harnesses on most other worlds.

Thursday, June 24, 2010


A fictional race in central Africa, who lacked heads, and instead had eyes and mouths located on their chests. They were reputed to be savage cannibals, who dwell in the desolate wastes and "present the evil face of mankind." Blemmyes were a favorite entry in medieval bestiaries.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010


Natives of the planet Trandoh. A mature adult grows between 4-6 feet tall. Trandohsanites do not posses a hard skeletal structure. Instead their rubber bodies are supported by an intricate network of interlocking tubules, which give them the ability to stretch their bodies in unnatural positions. They can thus squeeze through very small cracks or compact their bodies into tiny areas. Trandohsanites do not possess eyelids, and must keep their eyes constantly moist. For this reason when encountered off planet they will usually be seen wearing some sort of eye protection.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010


The Octoparachix is the second attempt of the Cristix corporation to break into the genetically engineered designer pet market after the failed Dwurm debacle. DNA was taken from a chicken, parrot, and octopus. The resulting creature, dubbed "Octoparachix" was extremely dangerous, known to attack small children and eat other pets (cats, dogs, etc.) Some financial success was made selling the creature to security firms to be used as attack dogs.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Ksckongho the Undefeated

Ksckongho is a slave, forced to compete in the Intergalactic Gladiator Federation. Years ago Ksckongho made a living as a petty criminal enforcer for a small time gang. One day Ksckongho made a fatal mistake, and threw his weight around too much and fatally injured the son of an important government official. Armed soldiers broke into his living quarters and kidnapped him. Before he knew it, Ksckongho found himself physically altered beyond recognition and fighting for his life.

Instead of bemoaning his fate, Ksckongho swore revenge on those who "set him up." Each fighter is forced into 100 fights, and so far Ksckongho has emerged undefeated.

Sunday, June 20, 2010


Large, voracious spider-like insects which live in deep underground caves. Siccarrous are not true spiders, having only six legs. They generally live in small groups, and feed off of the smaller insects, birds, rodents, and bats which make up the ecosystems in their habitat. Although the Siccarrous are generally harmless, they can be dangerous when encountered in large numbers.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

The New Delhi Monkey Man

The New Delhi Monkey Man is described as a four foot tall humanoid monkey, that attacked people in the middle of the night, with glowing eyes and sharp claws. While the early incidents showed a fur covered creature similar to the Yeti or Bigfoot, later reports tell of the Monkey Man wearing a uniform and helmet. Theories of what the Monkey Man could be range all over the map, such as a cryptid, an avatar of the Hindu god Hanuman, an alien, or even an escaped government experiment.

Is the Monkey Man real? In all likelihood no. As time goes on the creature evolves from what could be a real animal to an urban legend-type character (such as Spring Heeled Jack.) The evolution of reports of the New Delhi Monkey Man read as a classic case study in mass hysteria.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Number 18

A bizarre mutant reject in a secret government super-soldier program. Number 18 is a grotesque mishmash of non-similar tissues, organs, and animal parts. His body is in a constant state of flux, and is able to quickly regenerate any injury.

Thursday, June 17, 2010


Googlipids are strange little octopus-like mutants, spawned from the interactions between radioactive waste and raw sewage. They tend to multiply quickly but have a very short lifespan (1-3 weeks at most.) Swarms of Googlipids are quickly displacing native species along the North American east coast, and are severely impacting local fishing industries.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010


Bizarre creatures which share amphibious , mammalian, and insect characteristics. Spqoogiliwinks are hatched from eggs, and spend the first six months of their lives underwater in an immature, tadpole like state. They then pupate into a cocoon for a year, to emerge into their adult forms. Spqoogiliwinks have three eyes and thus possess extremely adept hand eye coordination and depth perception.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010


Z*Bert has always been overshadowed by his famous cousin, but prides himself on his own competitive hot dog eating record, as well as the fact that he has arms.

Monday, June 14, 2010


Vorapillars are overlarge, ground dwelling animals. Specimens of seventeen feet or more have been recorded. Vorapillars are voracious eaters, and will consume any plant or animal which is smaller than them. They are often herded and used by other races to process garbage and refuse piles.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Bottom Feeder

Vile, boil covered, flat-fish mutants who scour the bottoms of rivers and lowland seas, Bottom Feeders crawl along and consume refuse and garbage. Despite their unattractiveness some consider their meat quite the delicacy.

Saturday, June 12, 2010


The Salavadelothrax are a race of savage, blind demons, with large claw-like hands and large teeth. They are bred like cattle by higher demon lords and used as shock troops. The Salavadelothrax are perpetually hungry, and will consume any other living creatures in the immediate area, including others of their own kind.

Friday, June 11, 2010


BilibiBats are short, round creatures with abnormally large necks. Their planet is comparable to Earth in size but exerts one tenth of the gravity. This allows the BilibiBat to fly with it's small wings and maintain it's long neck. BilibiBats usually do not travel off planet, but when they do they must wear a very constricting gravity harness.

Thursday, June 10, 2010


Tarkarchos are space borne parasites. They usually inhabit areas where organic compounds may be found, such as nebulae, planetary rings, or asteroid fields. Early stages of infection appear as a common cold, however within a few days strange lesions appear on the skin. Eventually the lesions develop into Tarkarchos larvae, which if left untreated will burst fully formed after consuming the host's body from the inside out.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010


Omkodax are aquatic, lizard like creatures. They have opposable digits on the end of each limb, and show an emerging intelligence. There is a fringe theory that they are the end result of a once highly evolved species which once spanned the entire galaxy but slowly de-evolved over millenia.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The LobsterMan from Planet X

He's come from Planet X, and he needs women!

Monday, June 7, 2010


Dwurms are the result of a failed venture into the designer pet market by the Cristix corporation. Created by genetically engineering a duck with lizard, bot fly, and deep sea worm genes. The resulting animal, while stable, was generally thought of as "ugly" by consumers. After widespread reports of Dwurms running away and migrating south for the winter they were pulled from the market.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Ranambulatis - the "Frog Walker"

Large creatures that inhabit thickly forested wetlands. The Ranambulatis have been nicknamed "Frog Walkers" by early explorers due to their vague resemblance to the Earthly amphibian. The Ranambualits is actually a type of warm blooded reptilian. It's powerful legs allow the creature to run down prey, some of which have been clocked at 90 kpm.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Scriven Malignifus

Scriven Malignifus is a lesser demon who's primary function is to scribe the events of the demonic planes. As the myriad Hell dimensions are constantly at war with one another (and themselves) his task is a great one. Somewhere in his own pocket dimension lies the library of Scriven Malignifus, where lie untold volumes which chronicle the history of Hell back to the creation.

Friday, June 4, 2010


Gzlobs are a hardy race. Their skin is tough and rubbery, and can resist high velocity shell impacts or electrical discharges. They come from a very large, dense world, and as such have what appears to be abnormal strength for their size. They do not breathe planetary atmospheres, and have no adverse reactions to extreme heat, cold, or pressure. They are thus able to survive in any number of hostile environments, including at the bottom of oceans or in the vaccum of space (for limited periods of time.)

Thursday, June 3, 2010


SpinyCanths are sub-sentient bovine-like animals which live in large herds across a faraway undeveloped planet. The creatures use their spiked tongues to fend off predators and in elaborate mating contests.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010


A Zombadomen an animated stomach which is separated from a dead zomibe and given unlife though magical means. Due to it's boneless nature a Zombadomen can squeeze through small cracks and crevices. Any matter the creature consumes is excreted half-digested from whatever remains of the lower intestinal tract. Zombadomens have a short life span of a few days at best, and are usually employed for targeted assassinations.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010


A Scrabacamphus is a large, quadrupedal animal with characteristics of both insect and reptile. They are omnivorous, specifically adapted to hot, tropical climates, and generally shy of humans. Many exobiologists believe this life form may have been genetically engineered.