Tuesday, November 30, 2010


GlubWarts are miserable, misshapen rejects from a series of scientific experiments designed to give participants superhuman abilities. Many retain the abilities - enhanced strength, speed, vision, hearing, and so on, but with crippling mutations and side-effects. Many have become recluse hermits, and some have even gone insane.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Titan Gobbler

Titan Gobblers are massive, prehistoric predators, remotely related to the modern day turkey. Standing nearly fifteen feet tall, the gigantic raptors are capable of running down the largest of prey.

Sunday, November 28, 2010


Shlubs are animals that use extensive camouflage to disguise themselves as bushes and shrubs. During their neophyte stage they are mobile, but as they mature they become rooted in a single spot. Eighty percent of the creature's body is underground, including it's digestive tract and all of it's major organs. Mature Shlubs feed off of passing birds, squirrels, and insects, and can go months without feeding. They are also able to regrow the portion of their bodies which protrude above ground.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Ba'al, Lord of the Storms

Ba'al began as a title meaning "Lord" or "Master." In the early days the word Ba'al was used interchangeably by the Jews with Yahweh, however eventually the two were seen as distinct, competing entities, and Ba'al worship was stamped out.

In medieval demonology, Ba'al became known as one of the seven princes of Hell, with 66 legions under his command. He has the power to impart knowledge and to make those who invoke him invisible.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Orb Snake

Orb Snakes are artificial beings, created to be used as deep space exploratory scouts by a long lost galactic civilization, and are thus found on several different planets. The creatures are made of a strange organic polymer which grows in imitation of a true biological organism. Orb Snakes run from solar power, which is absorbed by specialized cells in their skin. Orb Snakes wander aimlessly through the landscape, their original programming long since lost.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Soul Poppet

Soul Poppets are short, rag-doll like creations, animated by forgotten Hoodoo rituals. The poppet is infused with the soul of one who has been wronged, in order to gain revenge against it's transgressors.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Sea Monk

Sea Monks are a type of fish listed in many medieval bestiaries. At the time it was believed that everything on land had a counterpart under the waves. It has been theorized that the Sea Monk was a misidentification of a squid or angel shark.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Pizza Walker

A deranged mutation spawned from a half-eaten pizza left overnight near a leaky nuclear reactor. Despite it's mindless appearance the Pizza walker is actually quite intelligent.

Monday, November 22, 2010


The Al-mi'Raj is a dangerous predator that lives on the island of Jezîrat al-Tennyn within the Indian ocean. The creature appears as a large, yellow rabbit with a black spiral horn growing from the center of it's head. The creature uses it's spiral horn to kill and feast upon animals several times it's own size.

Sunday, November 21, 2010


Taikirrjin are sky borne creatures which live along the clouds. Although they are very similar, Taikirrjin are not true dragons. They feed upon the energy released during thunderstorms.

Saturday, November 20, 2010


Scrappatos are a breed of designer pet created by the Cristix corporation. They are a combination of canine, amphibian, and dinosaur DNA. The result is a complex, warm blooded hybrid with the personality of a dog. Scrappatos were a financial success and kept the Cristix corporation from bankruptcy.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Moon Frog

Two legged amphibious creatures so named becasue of their flat shaped heads. Moon Frogs are voracious, omnivorous eaters, and are known to quickly breed out of control and consume every available food source. They are generally regarded as vermin, and most governments have laws to exterminate them on sight. Despite the general ban Moon Frogs thrive in the underground illegal pet market.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010


Troggblins are misshapen, pathetic hybrids of Trolls and Goblins. The two species are really not compatible, thus the resulting offspring are usually hideously deformed, They are usually seen as outcasts from both societies, and generally end up as loners, wanderers, or hermits.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Rock Wurm

Rock Wurms are massive worm-like creatures which carve out subterranean caverns. As larvae they secrete an adhesive which binds a layer of rock to them that acts like an armored shell. As they grow older the rock then bonds to their skin permanently. Periodically they creatures must shed their skin, after which the wurm must procure a new rock shell. Rock worms eat and excrete soil, living off the nutrients and biota contained within. Older adults can reach a truly massive size of 300 feet or more.

Monday, November 15, 2010


The Gizzork are space borne creatures who are capable of surviving in the vacuum of space for long periods of time, if not indefinitely. They have a very complicated language of hand signals mixed with alternating lights from their antennae. Strangely the name "Gizzork" is a common name used by all members of the species, and each individual Gizzork cannot understand why members of other species cannot tell them apart from each other.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Spazzy the Schitzo Clown

Spazzy the Clown began his career in showbiz doing children's birthday parties and other special events. He began to hear voices in his head, and show other symptoms of schizophrenia. Spazzy joined the Red Circle circus and went on tour around the country. With each stop his condition became worse. Spazzy became constantly plagued by violent, disturbing nightmares, to the point where fantasy began to bleed into reality.

Spazzy now lives in his own little universe, unable to control his violent urges, no longer caring about the transient lives of other insignificant people, but paranoid beyond all reason that someone or something may learn his deadly secrets. But the Red Circle is ever on the move, and the show must go on...

Saturday, November 13, 2010


An idea for a creature which could have evolved into the popular Alien Gray. They have always looked a bit insect like in my opinion.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Mad Orb

The bizarre creatures known as "Mad Orbs" are gibbering insane monstrosities who constantly and violently run out of control. They have been observed to simply appear from out of nowhere, run amok destroying everything within reach, and then disappear again. There has been no scientific examination of a Mad Orb, as any captured or killed specimens quickly disappear as well.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Raptor Fish

The Raptor Fish is a land-dwelling anglerfish mutation which recently appeared in several different areas among the Eastern coast of the United States. It is believed offshore dumping of radioactive waste has mutated local anglerfish to this new form. The creature is actually amphibious, spending the first part of it's life in a tadpole stage before developing legs and adapting to land. So far Raptor fish have been a scourge among local wildlife, pet owners, and small farms, but have not yet been responsible for any human fatalities.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010


Succlumites are small insectoid aliens that evolved from parasites. They have a very hyperactive nature, as well as a relatively short life span (5-15 years.) Succlumites enjoy feasting on the blood of other species, often importing it and trading it like fine wines.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010


Oculums are strange, giant, cycloptic, primitive worms which have recently sprung up in the deep forested areas of America's Pacific Northwest. They tend to live in damp areas near water. Several hunts have recently been organized as hiker and livestock fatalities are on the rise.

Monday, November 8, 2010


Flooberites are a short, stocky race from a planet with high gravity. Due to this higher gravity Flooberites have evolved a very condensed, compact musculature, and have a very high amount of physical strength, which often surprises members of other, taller races.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Spider Cow

A strange hybrid of Bovine and Arachnid, created by farmers using advanced gene splicing techniques to create a stronger breed of cattle. The resulting mutation gave poisonous milk, but also produces a very strong webbing material in massive quantities, which is now being used to create high-durability super materials for military applications.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Donut Monkey

Donut Monkey has no mouth.
Donut Monkey has no fish.
Donut Monkey eats no peas.
Donut Monkey watches TV.

Beware the Donut Monkey.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Sandwichsaurus Rex

The Sandwhichsaurus Rex were created by a scientific genius as a practical joke. The creature went over well at it's debut April Fool's party, until several guests were horribly maimed.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Titan Wasp

Titan Wasps are gigantic wasp mutations with massive 40 foot wingspans. It is believed they are mutations which resulted from over pollution. The first nests sprang up in isolated jungle areas in Southeast Asia, but quickly spread to other continents. A concerted effort by world governments has thus far not been able to wipe them out.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Consumer Ball

Consumer Balls are artificial creatures, created by higher demon lords as one-use shock troops in the multiple eternal battles which ravage Hell. They have one desire only, to eat. As Consumer Balls will often attack any creature around them that moves they are usually used to soften up enemy lines, or fired by catapult over enemy embankments.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Disco Zombie

Johnny "Foo-Foo" Walker was the lord of Disco, stayin' alive all night long until one fateful car accident in 1977 sent him to the eternal boogie in the sky. Some thirty three years later a strange virus reanimates his rotting corpse, and now Johnny is back, ready to dance, and sing, and fight the power that be...

Monday, November 1, 2010


Tormentiumites are the lost souls of particularly evil and cruel men in life. They are molded by dark magics and sadistic tortures, combined with other pieces of souls, abyssal creatures, and lesser enemy demons into painful living works of art. Tormentiumites are then often left to wander the galleries in the dark palaces of higher demon lords, each one a unique testament to the sweet never ending suffering which is Hell.